I love my coffee. Sometimes I make my own. Often I go to a coffee shop. Since I now have vascular issues, and an irregular heartbeat I should not be drinking coffee. So now I usually order half decaf and half regular coffee. Shhhh. Don't tell my doctor. Of course there are an infinite number of coffee shops here in the city that never sleeps. Probably can't sleep. Drinking too much coffee.
There is the ubiquitous Starbucks. They are everywhere. There is even one corner, Robson at Thurlow, which boasts two Starbucks kitty corner to each other. The tourist buses point them out as a tourist attraction. I have heard various stories about why there are two at the same corner. The two businesses have mated and spawned several urban myths.
I counted six Starbucks on Davie Street, a street that is about 12 -15 blocks long. That's almost one every two blocks! And do they know their business! They know how to keep the customers coming back. Their people are so cheery. Their tables and chairs are inviting. Their tops never leak!
The other day I ordered my usual "tall" (which is really the smallest size) half decaf, half dark. I noticed grounds floating along the top, probably because it was the last cup in the pot. This has happened to me before but until that day I never said anything. I just drank it and picked the grounds out of my teeth. Well, this time the Prairie Crocus decided to speak up. No more Ms. Nice Gal. "There seems to be a lot of grounds in this cup," I stated firmly.
The baristo (is that what you call a male coffee maker?) peered into the coffee, made huge eyes, poured it in a sink and apologized profusely. He requested that I sit down and read my paper while he made a fresh pot. Not only did I get a grande (large) fresh cup, but he also gave me a coupon for another coffee. "I'm so sorry," he said, "That your experience here was less than perfect." Well, la-di-dah. Sounds like a prepared speech. I wonder if they have to recite The Speech back to the manager. Still, it is nice to be treated so well. And when I went back the next day and ordered my usual tall, half-decaf, half-dark, flashing my coupon, the barista said, "Keep the coupon for a special, more expensive order. This one is on me."!!!!!!! It's not hard to figure out why I keep going back. Treating the customer well: what a concept!
I am embarrassed to admit I have never ordered anything at Starbucks except coffee or hot chocolate. It just seems so confusing. Latte, cappucino, mocha frappucino, strawberry machiatto etc, etc, etc...!!!! And they all seem to be full of caramel, chocolate, and mountains of whipped cream. Oh, yeah, that's just what my arteries need.
Some people here don't ever go to Starbucks as a matter of principle. I remember a stand-up comedy routine by Ron James in which he talks about the shiny, scrubbed, cheery, uber-youth of Starbucks. He says it's a reminder of what life might have been like had we lost the war to the Nazis.
The competition includes the franchises of Blenz and Tim Hortons and there is even a locally-owned coffee shop on Denman Street called Delany's. I have sampled the coffee at all these places, and like the coffee at all of them. I used to go to Delany's most often until the day I ordered a decaf. With a sneer, the coffee maker told me, "Delany's doesn't do decaf." I got out of there before he carded me or asked for a note from my mommy saying I'm old enough to drink real coffee.
Friends of mine will only drink coffee certified as fairly traded. I tend to agree with this stance, but I'm just too lazy to ask. There's a brand here called "Saltspring Coffee," which is certified organic and fairly traded. You get to feel smug about two issues for the price of a cup of coffee.
I went to my first tap dance class on Saturday and I'm loving it. Harbour Dance on Granville; I dragged myself up three flights of stairs. Talk about the Grouse Grind! Once I got there I thought I might have to ask for the defibrillator. But the class was fun. Jennifer, the instructor was great.
After class I had a few sore muscles in my calves and my feet, but nothing requiring medication, so I think it's going to be all good. I bought a t-shirt that reads "NO TAPPY, NO HAPPY" on the back and the text on the front is: "Hit the wood!" Okay, for those non-dancers out there, "the wood" refers to the wooden floors on which one does tap dancing. I think. Although it could be interpreted as a double entendre. I think. Oh, Crocus, you are so naive.
This week the Red Hat group, the Hollyberries, are having lunch at the River Rock Casino. Row-di-dow-dow! The Prairie Crocus will be let loose in a casino!!! Stay tuned to see whether Prairie Crocus has to go out panhandling on the street.
Take care...and ta ta...and Peace.
I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can't even see a difference. ~Author Unknown
This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning. ~Author Unknown